麻烦把中国话的英文版写一下

　　Shoulder pole is wide while wooden stool is short
　　Shoulder pole wants to be bounded to wooden stool
　　Shoulder pole is wide while wooden stool is short
　　Shoulder pole wants to be bounded to wooden stool
　　扁担宽 板凳长
　　扁担想绑在板凳上
　　扁担宽 板凳长
　　扁担想绑在板凳上
　　Marilyn from London bought a cheong-sam as a gift to her mom
　　伦敦玛莉莲 买了件旗袍送妈妈
　　Fersige From Moscow falls in love with beef noodle
　　莫斯科的夫司基 爱上牛肉面疙瘩
　　Different color of skin different color of hair
　　各种颜色的皮肤 各种颜色的头发
　　What they read what they say Chinese is becoming popular
　　嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
　　We practise English pronunciations and grams for years
　　多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
　　They roll their tongues to learn the changes of Chinese tones
　　这几年换他们卷着舌头学平上去入的变化
　　Pingping zeze pingping ze Zeze pingping zeze ping
　　平平仄仄平平仄
　　How wise Chinese are how beautiful Chinese is
　　好聪明的中国人 好优美的中国话
　　歌词
　　Shoulder pole is wide while wooden stool is short
　　Shoulder pole wants to be bounded to wooden stool
　　Wooden stool doesn’t want shoulder pole to be bounded on it
　　Shoulder pole insist on being bounded on wooden stool
　　Wooden stool especially doesn’t want shoulder pole to be bounded on it
　　Whether shoulder pole is wide or wooden stool is long
　　扁担宽 板凳长
　　扁担想绑在板凳上
　　板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上
　　扁担偏要绑在板凳上
　　板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上
　　到底扁担宽还是板凳长
　　Brothers are sitting on a slop
　　Above the slop lies a goose
　　Below the slop flows a river
　　Older brother says the wide river
　　Younger brother says white goose
　　The Goose wants to cross the river while the river wants to carry goose
　　Whether the goose is crossing the river
　　Or the river is carrying the goose
　　哥哥弟弟坡前坐
　　坡上卧着一只鹅
　　坡下流着一条河
　　哥哥说 宽宽的河
　　弟弟说 白白的鹅
　　鹅要过河 河要渡鹅
　　不知是那鹅过河
　　All the world is learning Chinese
　　全世界都在学中国话
　　Confucian is more and more internationalized
　　孔夫子的话 越来越国际化
　　All the world is speaking Chinese
　　全世界都在讲中国话
　　What we say let all the world listen carefully
　　我们说的话 让世界都认真听话
　　Susan from New York opens a lounge bar with Buddhist style
　　纽约苏珊娜 开了间禅风lounge bar
　　Wolfken from Berlin play Erhu with electronic guitar
　　柏林来的沃夫冈 拿胡琴配着电吉他
　　Different skins different hairs
　　各种颜色的皮肤 各种颜色的头发
　　What they read what they say Chinese is becoming popular
　　嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
　　We practise English pronunciations and grams for years
　　多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
　　They roll their tongues to learn the changes of Chinese tones
　　这几年换他们卷着舌头学平上去入的变化
　　Pingping zeze pingping ze Zeze pingping zeze ping
　　仄仄平平仄仄平
　　How wise Chinese are how beautiful Chinese is
　　好聪明的中国人 好优美的中国话
　　A child named Xiaodu
　　Went to shopping for vinegar and cloth
　　Bought cloth bought vinegar
　　Suddenly saw hawk is preying on rabbit
　　Dropped cloth dropped vinegar
　　Went to catch hawk and rabbit
　　Lost hawk and rabbit
　　Spilled vinegar wet cloth
　　Mouth blamed on legs legs blamed on mouth
　　Mouth blamed legs for liking moving
　　Legs blamed mouth for liking speaking
　　Just speaking without moving
　　Just moving without speaking
　　It would be better being without legs and mouth
　　Whether mouth blamed on legs or legs blamed on mouth
　　有个小孩叫小杜
　　上街打醋又买布
　　买了布 打了醋
　　回头看见鹰抓兔
　　放下布 搁下醋
　　上前去追鹰和兔
　　飞了鹰 跑了兔
　　洒了醋 湿了布
　　嘴说腿 腿说嘴
　　嘴说腿 爱跑腿
　　腿说嘴 爱卖嘴
　　光动嘴 不动腿
　　光动腿 不动嘴
　　不如不长腿和嘴
　　到底是那嘴说腿 还是腿说嘴
　　All the world is learning Chinese
　　Confucian is more and more internationalized
　　All the world is speaking Chinese
　　What Chinese say let all the world listen to carefully
　　All the world is learning Chinese
　　Confucian is more and more internationalized
　　All the world is speaking Chinese