英语翻译

英语翻译
1.A woman went into a bar and asked for a glass of water.The barman pointed a gun at her.She thanked him and went out.
2.A man was found lying dead in the middle of a desert.He had a pack on his back.
3.A woman dialed the number on the telephone.Someone answered and said,"Hello." She put the phone down with a happy smile.
4.A man is found dead in the room.There is no furniture,and all the doors and windows are locked from the inside.There is a pool of water on the floor.
5.There is a man on the bed and a piece of wood on the floor.The second man comes into the room with sawdust on his hands,smiles and goes out again.我上次没贴全