英语手抄报内容,简短一点的,最好是励志小短语,笑话之类的,要是英语的,谢谢各位

No pains,no gains.吃得苦中苦,方为人上人
where is a will,there is a way 有志者事竟成
A good book is a light to the soul.好书一本,照亮心灵.
A good conscience is a soft pillow.问心无愧,高枕无忧
A good fame is better than a good face.好的名望胜于好的相貌.
A good friend is my nearest relation.良友如近亲.
A good heart conquers ill fortune.善心克厄运.
A good marksman may miss.智者千虑,必有一失.
All that glitters is not gold.闪光的不一定都是金子.
Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds.Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack:Certainly.
Tom:And why?
Jack:Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑.我该不该借给他?
杰克：当然应该了.
汤姆：为什么?
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了.
I was accompanying my husband on a business trip.He carried his portable computer with him,and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case.It was locked,and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination .At last he succeeded.
'Why are you so nervous?' I asked him.
'The numbers are the date of our anniversary.' my usband confessed.
我陪丈夫一起出差,他带着他的手提式计算机.机场出口处检查员要他打开包.他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码.最后他终于想起来了.
“你为什么那么紧张呢?”我问他.
“这密码是我们结婚纪念日.”他承认道
Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.
'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'
'Don't worry,dear.All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.
玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟,一天对他抱怨说：“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火.”
“不用担心,亲爱的,所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的.”他笑着说.
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西.”
“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来.”老鼠说.“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听.
Do You Know My Work?
One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work,” said the other．
“What is your work?”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh!” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：（自己简单翻译）
你知道我是干什么的吗?
一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来.
两个人站在外面,看着大火.
“在我出来之前,”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱.人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的.如果有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬.所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了.没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷.”
“你不知道我是干什么的.”另一个说.
“你是干什么的?”
“我是警察.”
“噢!”第一个人喊了一声.他灵机一动,说：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道.”警察说.
“我是个作家.我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事.”